How can Mexican become more Americanized?

I already know all the presidents in order. Also I can speak English perfectly. Also I eat a lot apple pie and watch baseball. Next, I study American history a lot. How can Mexican become for Americanized?


  1. You’ve done fantastic so far. All we want you to do is know our language, pay taxes, and be civil and honest. Do everything LEGALLY and maintain your culture. Mexican culture is beautiful.

  2. The great thing about the United States is not having to conform generally to a culture, just continue being a Mexican American and you are the same as us.

  3. First – drive a car, that’s insured, and from THIS decade, and please DON’T lower it all the way to the ground

    Second – don’t live in a one bedroom apartment, with 15 of your friends

    Third – Try and refrain from spray painting your gang affiliation on every wall you see

    If you follow these steps, you will be well on your way to being an American – congratulations, and welcome !

    Barney Frank's pet Gerbil

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