what did you learn when you went to a mexican restaurant? what were you hoping to learn?

i have to do a review of a restaurant for school and i want to do Montezuma's mexican restaurant. can anyone think of a funny or catchy name for my review that uses alliteration or pun or some mexican language or anything? thanks

So i just got a job as a bartender at a Mexican restaurant. My first day went by pretty well and i learned how to make the basic drinks and such. But what things do I need to know to make me good at my job (i have never been a bartender b4)? Also, i speak some spanish, but my vocab is not perfecto, so do any of you spanish speaking people have any restaurant and bar specific terms or vocab that would be helpful to know.

Thanks!

My friend is looking for a name for a Mexican restaurant, has to be creative, but in Spanish, and short and easy to pronunciation for everybody, any idea?

It's going to be at a Mexican restaurant. Besides the main Ws, what else could I write as a message to everybody?
I actually used some of all 3 of your guys' suggestions, so thanks, all of you!

our city - Hanoi. There is no mexican restaurant around, and our targeted customers are foreigners who come to Hanoi. I just want to know if you guys love mexican food? if you came over here, would you like to go to a mexican restaurant here. We would make everything mexican. Could you guys suggest the name for the restaurant, i don't want something like texmex, want something relating to mexican culture. Please help, i will choose the best answer. Thank you in advance.

I went to a Mexican restaurant the other day and the guy was asking me all these questions, but I couldn't exactly understand him. He mixed it all up in English and Spanish, so I couldn't figure it out. I had to keep asking him, "what?". It was so embarrassing.

Nothing against Mexicans, I was just so confused and didn't understand why he assumed I knew Spanish.