What should I do if i am accused of being the mexican chicken thief?

I was in mexico and I was brought down by the mexican police, they said that I had stolen their last chicken, but I am not too sure they were speaking mexican. What should I do? All i can say in mexican is "Where is my burrito?"


  1. wow, so many possible answers………….

    point at the chickens and keep saying cocaine. they will forget all about you

    you could also point at the chicken, then at your burrito, and they won’t want to know you


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