Religiously speaking, how can I have a Mexican baby?

I’m not Mexican but I want to have a Mexican baby. There are like 5 Mexican babies at my church at home and they’re sooo freaking cute. I totally want one for myself.


  1. Be careful! Make sure you don’t have a baby with an illegal Mexican, otherwise, you will have an anchor baby! Then you’ll have people trying to capture your anchor baby so they can turn it in to Fox News for the reward.


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